The Insatiable Hunger of Muppet Behemoth is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by hunger with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.642 billion Behemoths are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Muppet Theatre. The average income tax rate is 55.1%.

The a Behemoth economy, worth 326 trillion foods a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,766 foods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Behemoths, the nation is infamous for its mass graves of discarded robots, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, and lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Muppet Behemoth's national animal is the monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is all consuming.

Muppet Behemoth is ranked 246,443^rd in the world and 16^th in The Muppet Show for Nicest Citizens, with 1.34 average smiles per day.